Sunday, January 06, 2008


Everyone might have seen and been enraged by the theft and dacoity that happened on and off the field in the Sydney Cricket Ground during and post the India-Oz match.

Let me list the problems we had to face... more than TEN wrong decisions (even one by the third umpire!) which cost us the match, Harbhajan being banned for 3 test matches.. which means we will be losing on a tough character on the field. What is more painstaking is finding the Aussies backing the umpires and the wrong decisions, which definitely defeated the spirit of the game.

All we want is the Indian cricket board to use its clout and prestige to stand by the players, stand up against bad umpiring and probably declaring the match an unofficial one... which I believe is not possible. Simply appealing to ICC wont help as it is definitely going to eat up valuable time without any result in the end!!!

An hour back, BCCI decided to suspend the tour and to postpone the practice 3-day match till a fair decision is taken on Bhajji. I, and all cricket watchers, pray unitedly that the wise men of ICC does what is expected from them...

Recent news is... BCCI has the ICC chief agree to our board regarding the removal of Steve Bucknor and let Bhajji play till the decision against him is pending, which ofcourse, is a short term win for us... we need to make sure that he continues playing. If ever this affects Bhajji's future, we need to stand up again and remain standing till ICC feels they need to sit together and solve the issue :).

Let me share with you an email that is doing rounds from today in all channels, guess most of might have gone across it by now, if not, here u go........

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After watching the test match, some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.
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Hope the arrogant Aussie fans see this ;)
Cheers.....

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